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Fakeman

from Piano Man by (See credits)

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My X financial advisor was a big time narcissist, so I wrote a song about him. He cares only about himself. He is fake and useless but he thinks he is the best.

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His super powers are not what you expect
Deception and fear make him hard to detect
He will lead you into a great rabit hole
and then run away wirh the cash he stole

Fakeman He will program your mind
Fakeman He's always in a bind
Fakeman He never pays his debts
Fakeman He never has regrets

When he talks it's verbal diarrhea
His bullshit is like gonorreah
A disease looking for a host
He zeros in on what you hate the most

When he plays he never likes to lose
He lies , he cheats just to get the goose
He really doesn't give a shit who he hurts
He'll trample anyone to get their first

He loves to be worshipped and adored
and he really loves the company of a whore
Hate is his most powerful tool and
he's ready to feed the anger of a fool

When he looks in a mirror he sees a king
but in fact he's really just a dingaling
He's got the constitution of a 4 year old
and he thinks he's a genius Oh! that's drôle

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from Piano Man, track released May 5, 2021

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